Pregnancy morning post

Lauren and I just arrived at the hospital to try to have our 3rd baby, Calvin. On the way there, our first two children proved once again to be entertaining.

Lauren: "Oooooh! Ahhhhh!"

Carly: "Daddy, is Mommy in pain?"

Me: "Calvin is trying to push his way out of Mommy, and it hurts her. I think he wants to be born soon."

Wes: "Calvin is hurting Mommy! Calvin is bad!"

Carly: "But we can't put Calvin in time out yet, because he is still hiding in Mommy's tummy!"

Wes: "Yeah, Mommy's tummy is Time Out, Calvin has to stay there!"

Russell: "Wow."

Lauren: "Ahhhh! Ooooh!"

Carly: "Russell, what did you say? I couldn't hear you over Mommy's whining!"

Me: "Hahahahahahahaha!!"